Russian: Lets build a fort to hold off the nazis.
Russian two: We can't, we haven't unlocked it.
Russian: Well, how about we call in a tank?
Russian two: Havn't unlocked it.
Russian: Can we get a jeep?
Russian two: Yeah, but we can't get on it.
Russian: Why dont we just desert?
Russian: We can't, even though therer are no border guards.
Nazi: DIE DIE DIE RUSSIANS!!! -Pew pew pew-
Russian two: Hmm look, the nazis come in rounds. And we deicide when they come.
Russian: Then why do we have to die? Can't we just stop them?
Nazi: -Shoots Russian- NO ASK QUESTIONS!