oh you jerk, it was a funny little thing, but I hate when my games (using the term loosely, cause this is not really a game) try to have a moral message or ads.
Great game with only a few problems: I would really like to see some keyboard controls for movement, movement is WAY to SLOW even when fully upgraded, I would like to upgrade the fire rate of the main weapon, and the main weapon charge speed is completely useless as it nevers gets a chance to charge.
the second level is stupid, fix the controls. The pong level is bullsh*t, no way to win, why doesnt he just close his messenger? The "grammar" level has 3 wrong answers. The second rocket car was just too easy. On the monkey level, the spikes are twice as big as they appear on the screen!
Is a nice idea, but overall there are too many problems to make it fun.
FIX THE GOD **** FLYING BUGS!!!!!! Way too often it just randomly drops down early while i am still pressing the button. This glitch makes the red dragon level nearly impossible.
I can only get 2 endings with my completion rate, I would really like an option to see the rest of the endings, cause I really dont feel like playing this huge thing again, and some of the stuff I just could not find.
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