So this is how the world will end; Zombies will viciously attack cities until nobody is left there and loot the place of money, discard their clothes, then mysteriously become wildly stronger, all while they are being controlled by a teenager going "Aw, come on, why are they attacking all my zombies? Time to throw Ronald McDonald out there and kill 'em all."
2 things: The people complaining about the Cheshire Cat looking so screwed up have never heard of American McGee's Alice, and methinks that March Hare died, leaving Mad Hatter murderously insane? 5/5
I feel like a serial killer now, I ripped every piece of the body apart and hung them to the ceiling. *goes to try tying the guy up so he can't move a muscle* 5/5
"Sir, please, I just got this huge piece of wood in my skull..." "Okie-dokie! Here! Have this whiskey! *pours 14 full glasses of whiskey*" "Thank you sir, but I don't think I need-" "Hush! Now, I'm going to open your head and pour alchohol directly on the wound." "WHAT?! NO- AAAAUUUGH" "Hush! Stop making the screen lag! Now, I've removed the wood, now I'm going to push your skull back together." "*moans in agony*" "Quiet! Now I've got to put cotton in your head and sew this piece of leather back on." "Why are you sewing on my hea-" "QUIET! Now, to pour alchohol in every one of these specifically deep wounds..." "*crying*" "Now let's pour some hot wax in them!" MISSION COMPLETE
Idk why this is apparently so hard. I got through the entire game without anyone dying and maybe 2 or 3 mishits when I was trying to stitch the bubonic plague cut. >> 5/5 because I love this game and its developer
To kill the glider guys, you throw them in the air and wait until they open them, then smash them into the ground by jerking it down and letting your pointer go at the last second.
Some people don't have Kreds, and I'm one of them. This makes the game unfair because I'd rather like some gems and the ability to recharge my energy when I want to keep playing, but I can't because i have to wait 6 minutes for it to recharge or waste 2 million coins on mist potions to go arena grinding for a level. So basically the game is keeping me from playing it. >>
Tbh, the little girl/child looks like a bandaid. But that's just me. 4/5 for plot, -1 is for how tedious some parts of the game are. The elevator ride was long. =l
This is the perfect thing to play in the middle of the night quietly, with your lights turned off, the music soft, the TV off, in your pajamas. Unfortunately it's 6 AM here and I'm in my clothes with the stereos blaring and the TV is playing Animal Planet, but this is still as awesome as can be. 5/5