I dropped out of college. I quit my job. I left my girlfriend. And I finally got it. Congratulations! You just won the No Orb Left Behind Badge and 60 points!
I thought I'd leave it in because it made me laugh. It reminded me of that bizarre ice-yacht thing from Barbarella that is implausibly powered by its own fan blowing into its sail. No, this wouldn't work in real life.
>Beats game
>"Boy, this game sure could use some badges"
>Game gets badges
>All saved data erased
>"WHAT!? Oh, no big deal, I was doing anything for the next few...days"
I personally love the factory balls series, but I think they could prosper from a "Remove all items" button that would just take off all of the hats and glasses and also an "undo" button
They're just for looks! You can equip them from the shop; just go to the Hats section, click the hat you want, and click Wear.