Really, theres a zombie apocalypse going on thats infected almost all the world and all the newswoman can say is "natural pearls melt in vinegar"? *sigh* It seems not even zombies can liven up the news.
Jesus, if you think this game is promoting smoking then you've obviously not made it past the first few levels, or even the loading screen. Please think before you post crap.
The crazy but funny dialogue, the weird settings, the atmospheric music.... its all beautiful, in a creepy way. There's a lot of depth and things to think on in the story and don't get me started on those DAMN PUZZLES. ;) 5/5
Does this not have API or something? With the insane ratings, the calls for badges and generally being freaking awesome, its the only sane reason I can think of.
I'm sure this is a good game from all the content I can see, but I just can't get into it. I found the tutorial confusing and the interface is very complicated at the start. I am just a minimalist person, and its all very elaborate. Back to shoot em ups for me. :D