futureracer's Comments

The blazer is very overpowered. On top of above average health, great team buffs, and napalm that rips through constructs and locks down CP, he has the two best weapons in the game.

The micro machine is definitely the way to go. You can get in two to three flips on jumps where other cars couldn't even make one. On almost every track, you can get atleast x4 turbo gong the entire race.

"This is your CASTLE ZONE, where are your allies." How should I know where they are?

One theory to explain things: Mike Shadow's first moves (not counting the giant scythe) are about the extent of his abilities. The money is just his attempts to come up with increasingly over the top imaginary moves to use against a soda machine he hates. His patience is when he gets bored of the fake fighting and decides to imagine something else (like being surrounded by zombies or hiding from the law).

Octocat is game-breakingly powerful. With one or two powerup upgrades he can wipe out the big-clump-of-enemies style hordes in one go, and get enough coins to have his vomit instantly charge up again. The vomit also destroys bosses laughably easily, enough to kill the final boss in 1.5 seconds.

You can beat the gorilla guys off easy buy running up and down while attacking.

You would think after losing millions of lives to free play mode, the bloons would just give up.

This would have been fun if it didn't take 10 minutes to respawn every time you die

There should be upgrades in the shop for on-foot fighting. I find it much easier to kill cars on foot, and it's really fun.

25 bullets

I don't know about you guys, but I wear bulky red blocks and have skin that looks like clothes.

One wonders how a helmet protects you from bear traps.

If you set the deck to use just summon crystals, summon sorcerer, summon dragon, and pixies, it will go on for a while.

The nymphs weren't made in spore.

I am a jittery peach that likes to knit rocks. O_O

I think that the angle is secretly running a tea factory because she sure makes alot of tea that she never drinks.

Spartan virus + gas tower = dead spartans

In real life, the Figure T stops most cutters. Great game 4/5

Lol, I played vietnam with minigun using the all weapons option. And let me tell you, I kicked serious booty.

I bought 86 pints of beer at one time. O_O