You are Long John Chan the Immortal Otaku destined to steal furries?
You are Silent Hernandez the Tragic Christian destined to slay the heavens?
You are Hitlers Simon the Silent Killer destined to Rule All Your Mother?
You are Inferno Bob the Plagued Video-Game Player destined to Die to and Pillage Everything?
A leeetle bit of nonsense.
Tip:don't hit some thing right before you jump and try not to jump all the way over a platform. I tried to do it once and I "fell to my death" after running about 800 miles.don't do it unless you WANT to die.
I'll save you the effort by saying there is, didn't want game to over-crash ;)