gabers628's Comments

I'm just gonna leave this tab open on the ad. <3

I don't understand how Time Cubes work I kill a time cube on a boss, and it tells me I got an amount of Time Cubes, but I check my Time Cubes and I have none.

I leveled up for logging in to kongregate while on this page. I think that's a solid 10/10 right there.

I really don't understand the use of hats if they only sit on top of the ragdoll's head. Like the SWAT helmet. It doesn't go on the head, it just kinda... sits there.

Waste Your Life Simulator 2011 Also you can't get these items in the real game, guys. That would be stupid.

It seems I can't play the game?

"Disease has been spotted in Madagascar" My life is complete.

I didn't know what to expect in this, and at first it looked quite dull. I built a house, figures out the stuff, and then started to wonder what buttons did what. I pressed shift, and space, and all the other buttons. Then I pressed tab. I don't regret my decision. This is amazing.

So you can only unlock weapons permanently by using real money or killing tons of people to get a lockbox, which rarely has a good weapon in it? Seems legit. 0/100 Free? Nope.

This game is like gum. Except that gum is stuck in your hair.

Blue shield + Bosses = CARNAGE

Short spawn protection as in A MILLISECOND

He drove me to my side and I hit the bar and exploded. 10/10 would explode again.

It took me more than 30 seconds to type a name. Why? Why not?

You've gotta be kidding me. THIS IS AN IPHONE GAME NOT A PC GAME!

I jumped up and pressed shift. My browser crashed.

Turned into a turtle. 10/10

Okay, so maybe I looked at the comments before throwing it directly backwards, but I still got a good laugh or two out of that. Also a crashed browser. 10/10 would poke my eye out again.

MORE GUNS AND MORE MAPS!! This game isn't doing so well besides the fact that it has destructible terrain... MAKE MORE WEAPONS AND MAPS! NAO DO IT NAO! + if you agree - if you don't agree.

Welp, it's no longer available on kongregate... Now I have to play it on their site. And thats going to be harder than you think. I have to find my way through tons and tons of news, ads, and screenshots.