"You are a titanic midget who likes to stab monkeys" ... truly an epic game, one for the record books. The right click message is quite funny as well. You, sir, are a purple genius who likes to eat Bill cosby.
with more than 100 games under my belt and a whole slew of cards (none of those awesome weapons yet) in my pocket, i find that creating another deck is somewhat of a pain. Instead of saving my current one and then being able to "make" a new one, and add cards to that, i'm forced to only add cards to that one slot. I'd love to see more deck slots.
I see... also.. i'd like something useful to happen if you go second, because as it is now, the starting player has a major advantage over the second one. A draw or something would balance it more.
A few notes - After playing with deleted cookies, the "Locked" note comes up.. and.. if i swivel the mouse wheel, it vanishes! Then.. reappears! Still not clickable, but still, a minor error.
Secondly - Before yelling at this game, please open up a statistics book.
twig - dice rolls are probably going to be biased over 10 games, take a larger sample size.
To all - one of the reasons the computer scores thousands more than you is because it takes a LOT more risks. I decided to be risky and completely annihilated it 4 times, only i zilched about 2 times to the take.
To Zilch haters out there - Randomness is 'Always' against you. Look at how the computers play, sometimes they take risks most wouldnt have. This is not a game of sure-fire results, in the long run, it's all even, in the short run, the computer is going to toast you, or you are going to toast it. Take a stats class.
Takes a few rounds to get the feel of it, then it's just pure fun. Took me about 5 tries to get the easy badge, but now i'm well on my way to to the impossible. A great game for killing time, 5/5
Ratios.... not sure i like that idea, rather annoying to see those bars leap back and forth. I can collect red quarks, so awesome. I would like to see (if you have time) some "levels" and upgrade choices, be it better armor, weapons, whatever. Use your imagination. Much better though.
Awesome. one more, Aesthetic bug. Once you begin to acquire a lot of quarks, you start to go over the bounds area for the colored bars that show how much you have. Might be better if you cap how much you can add to that, once its below, it only adds to health.
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