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Chuck the Sheep	Jan. 14, 2012 Rating: 7 "And on the stock market news today: Sticks of wood are trading well against piles of rock, while bolts of lightning have dropped several points, and steel beams are considered a solid investment"...'This is Chuck, the Sheep, who gets chucked', saying "BbbbBAAAAAHHHH!!!"
Making Monkeys	Jan. 12, 2012 Rating: 4 So, I beat the game and created a mass grave of monkey toast creatures, in the conclusion level. I need a shower and some coffee.
Shadowess	Jan. 05, 2012 Rating: 1 really great concept, but the difficulty level makes it too frustrating to play.
Light House for Computers	Jan. 02, 2012 Rating: 1 According to the latest discoveries at the L.arge H.adron C.ollider, and recent developments in quantum mechanics, all light bulbs will eventually be turned on.
Trigger Knight	Nov. 27, 2011 Rating: 4 upgrading your armor restores your health just like a potion.
Blockage 2	Nov. 07, 2011 Rating: 4 Turbo Laxative has been known to cure most forms of blockage, and other digestive aliments. Turbo Lax will make you go to the toilet.
Nick Toldy and the Legend of Dragon Peninsula	Oct. 14, 2011 Rating: 9 Now we all know that buttered bread on a cat will prevent most aviation disasters.
Not To Scale	Aug. 02, 2011 Rating: 5 I have never enjoyed a game so much, and wanted it to be over, all at the same time.
The Last Survivor	Jun. 23, 2011 Rating: 4 I am Kitty McMeowMeow, Destroyer of Worlds, behold me and tremble...Muhahahahahah.
Boss Battle	Jun. 13, 2011 Rating: 0 great retro style game, I could see this in an arcade in the 80's next to gattaca and pac-man.
Burn The City	Jun. 06, 2011 Rating: 0 So you had a restart/quit button and removed it...brilliant. I had a 4 out of 5 rating, but I removed it.
High Tea	Feb. 09, 2011 Rating: 5 The game is designed to run you down to your last dollar and last ship. As you scramble to make enough money to compete with rising tea prices, the Brits freak, when you don't get the tea. If you take too many risks, you lose everything, but if you sit on your money waiting for good deals, you can't get the tea in time. Needs some balance issues worked out, was really great concept at first, then turned into mediocre gameplay. 5/5 down to 3.5/5
ShellShock Live	Feb. 08, 2011 Rating: 0 Could not join server . . . someone, somewhere is playing this game, but it will never be YOU! Muhahahahaha!
Survival Lab	Jan. 26, 2011 Rating: 1 for the hard badge: "don't get hit, don't miss ANY coins"??? really....I recommend you give the online article, "Debunking the Cult of Nintendo Hard," a read. Found at: http://www.the-ghetto.org/content/debunking-the-cult-of-nintendo-hard There is a difference between a interesting challenge, and beating players over the head with repetition and masochistic difficulty. I enjoy retro style games because they bring back childhood memories, but I don't enjoy reliving television-punching frustration. Maybe offering different upgrades, controls or weapons would provide the difficulty a game designer is searching for, and still make the game enjoyable. I respect the time and effort that goes into making a game, but lighten up on the "Nintendo Hard." We have all been down that road.
I Am An Insane Rogue AI	Jan. 07, 2011 Rating: 2 Help Stephen Hawkings has a sister, and she will destroy us all!
Sarah's Run (preview)	Dec. 28, 2010 Rating: 0 M.C. Escher had a mental breakdown solving level 10.
Lucky Tower	Nov. 04, 2010 Rating: -1 if you get stuck, just right click and select play and presto, badge.
Sieger	Oct. 06, 2010 Rating: -2 the game has a tendency to lock up between levels, which makes it frustrating to play.
Red Remover Player Pack	Jun. 26, 2010 Rating: 1 the modern poem is great
Snail	May. 20, 2010 Rating: -9 This game was flagged for review by an admin of the committee of suck, and found to be sucking. This game should not have a badge.