I wish you could hotkey items, like potions for example. Its tedious to open my bag and click the potion in battle, when with hotkeys, I could just press a button to use my potion, possibly saving my life. The time it takes to open my bag and doubleclick, is about the time I'm dead.
Your name is Alex McCoy. You are a man. You are a barber who likes money. Your dream is to invent chocolate cheese. People describe you as being a jackass. You excessively smoke cigarettes. You would not be described as a nice person. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is heavy cheese. You love drinking melted books. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.
Melted books? sounds good.
A few suggestions.
More enemies. Once you get around 50 tons, there is no challenge.
Upgrades. Upgrades would be things that make you go faster/ do more damage/ and jump faster.
As you get bigger, map gets bigger.
A thing on the screen, which shows how much you weigh.