As a child, he was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, he suffered from Xenoglossophobia.
He eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, he bought a new TV.
He later married a slug named Jenny.
Together, they had 1 billion kids.
He died at the age of -10.38728723.
should have a bank that has interest over time, like you put in 10k one day and the next you come back and there's 11k there, and interest is 10% of what's currently in there per day, so like on day 1: 10k goes in, day 2: 11k is there, day 3: 12.1k is there, etc.