This game sucks ass. It isn't an april fool's joke, but it is a day-after-april fool's day-joke. It's just ridiculous how stupid this game is. You can't die, the boss is a block of black, you are a testicle with a hat on it, the idea sucks, and is boring, it is short (thank god) and this sucks. It just... it just sucks. This friggin' sucks. Seriously? THIS GAME EXISTS? This game should die, this is almost as bad as those business company ad game. This sucks. 1/5. You suck. Bottom line. Barf.
I only got to the part with the platforms rotating on the circle, but then I fell. It was pretty far. Also, on this account, this was the SECOND TIME I PLAYED THIS.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT.
I... did not see any point in this. All I saw was "Really cute, fun, don't think, blah blah blah, but the key point here is IT'S NOT THAT LONG. That's a good thing, because the horrible thing didn't waste as much time as it could have.
WTF is with bunnies? Bunnies aren't cute, they are just as cute as a whale cut open with a skunk eating its intestines. I mean, nothing is more cute than a dog.
Another thing is their color usage. It's barf put in a blender along with bad gameplay and retarded music and sound effects. Barf...
Under rating threshold wolf238 is someone I would agree with. Sorry, they are not hard.
PR3 open beta? It's here, on Sparkworkz and guess what? It sucks. Stay with PR2, peoples; no, you can't move your old levels onto there; yes, the art capabilities got worse; yes, the teleporters are glitchy and virtually worthless; yes, deathmatches are available and are extremely unfair; no, it is NOT FUN.
For the last time, you imbeciles, he did steal the music, Final Fantasy V, and in the FAQ which little of you twits read, he said he regretted it. It's not as if he enjoys constantly reading "STOLEN MUSIC" in his comments over and over again. It's like reading the same 1 page book over and over again; it gets old. Now I see why some of you may get upset, but seriously, who cares? I was at the OC fair recently and found that Chicken Charlie's stole music from SSBB ("Tetris theme A" and another one from New Pork City), but I didn't care. I just ate my sandwich and let it go. (Boy, was it catchy.)
Superdupercat commented:
Don't orange trees need water to grow oranges?
Two things are wrong with your comment:
#1: These are ORANGES, not ORANGE TREES.
#2: This is not rain, these are SPIKY BALLS of DEATH.
I don't know what to say. If you ask me, this is yet another one of those things where the concept is so interesting, you think that it is great already, and you don't exactly put much effort into the actual gameplay, thus making it... well, boring. 2/5.
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