giantwalrus's Comments

omg these guys just copied Jetpack Joyride

*noob plays te game for the first time* "ohh this sounds like a cute game its called Toss the Turtle." *clicks on game* "ok lol im in a stone cannon!" *shoots for the first time* "OMFG TE TURTLE IS BLOODY AN MEH SHOOT IT WID ROCKS!!!!!!" *goes to shop* AHHHH THERES A FREAKING NUKE THAT IM GONNA SHOOT THE TURTLE WITH!!!!" O:< "And this is game is called TOSS the turtle, not Shoot-this-turtle-with-nukes-and-spiking-it-also-trying-to-abduct-it-with-aliens.

I got 3495 feet just from using the cannon at the lowest power and I didnt use the gun or the jetpack or the nuke or anything else

I just used a jetpack and I slammed into floating spikes. YOU MEAN TROLL!!!

just wait until the boss finds out about this...

sometimes people one inch away from people who are screaming for thier lives dont even notice theres a thing happening

Karoshi; the opposite of games that are impossible and you want to rage because you keep dieng

seriously, why would they hate this little white face head thing so much that they have to initiate invincible flying machines that has dual launchers that shoot extremely fast missiles that has a never-miss homing systems and gives big explosions PLUS deadly projectiles.

I only get a white screen... so much for trying to completing the pixel pack

wow I never realized John made any games for kongregate, he usualy is an armorgames guy

how about having "side ragdolls" so that you get a side view of the ragdoll in the world, it would also make ragdolls sit in chairs properly and other things

ok even though this idea sounds stupid but can you add poop?

te game... so lagy

@ jumperboy23 the worst ending is when you go to the bakery shop and you choose the option that says "jeez im just looking around" I hope others can see this

Hmmm... if it says it was inspired by ragdoll avalanche 2 then how come I dont see that game under the "Recommended Games" section.

this game is so good it is cRAZEy. hahahahaha! see what i did there?

Seriously, at least ONE of these civilians have to have car insurance.

Hint: the chainsaw weapon is a good way to get combos and make enemies drop more cash.

How could this be "Earn to die 2012" when it is the end of 2013?

I love it when those annoying zombies that try to jump onto your veicle jump way too far and get decapitated with a faceplant in the ground