Wanted – competent blacksmith. Role – Creation of basic Pickaxe. Remuneration – Extraordinary. Current worker is beyond incompetent therefore please feel free to apply even if you only have rudimentary forge skills. Please note that the next individual that apologises and shows me a dud will have the offending item pushed forcibly through their frontal cortex. We look forward to hearing from you.
I want to write in capitals. I want to scream and shout however instead I would like to be a little more constructive. Perhaps a leader board for how many deaths - perhaps for the first time in my life I might win something. Great game dev but so bad for my blood pressure.
Does it have an end - i have a life (wife/kids/dogs/cats work etc) and i cannot get on with the real world whist still watching my souls gather - When does it end? HELP ME
Ideas for badges - Easy - try not to get too pi$%ed off with Santa appearing at the end of each round. Medium try not to shut down King in anger at the pop up ads in the middle of the game. Hard - try not to smash your computer int tiny little pieces because every time you slip out of the screen you activate a pop up website aaarrrggghhhh - failed!!!!!!
i would draw a penis but im rubbish at art - this game penalises the creatively challenged. I would suggest a catalogue of willies for us to chose from if we cant create our own. cmon dev help us out
OK - Things i need to stop me going insane. 1) a sign from the developers that they understand my pain and my utter inability to get 150 tris in one round - FEEL MY PAIN. 2) Some kind of counter to show me as I go if i am getting close. I've tried counting as i go but too thick for that.
We understand your pain :) There is in fact a counter, if you pause with the Escape key, you'll see all of your current objective's progress.
Also, we can say that only about 5% of players have unlocked this objective so far, so we'll definitely be revisiting this particular one for sure. Thanks for your feedback!
OK - love it - hate to be a bloons fan boy but i am and having just got back from my holiday to find a new bloons has softened the blow hugely. 5 stars and many hours now spent watching more bloons pop. Hurrah.
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We understand your pain :) There is in fact a counter, if you pause with the Escape key, you'll see all of your current objective's progress. Also, we can say that only about 5% of players have unlocked this objective so far, so we'll definitely be revisiting this particular one for sure. Thanks for your feedback!