glob30801's Comments

the only thing i'm not a huge fan of with this game would be mild engrish and the general annoyance of the jeweler. he's the nazeem of this game.

that one moment when a vampire kills slenderman

"i don't have a work..... crisis feels...." mood.

"to be continued" it was never continued.

ah, a classic.

that one moment when you lead a master o the tavern, but then they get lost again so you have to find them again. and again. and again....

that one moment when some kid with raggaty leather armor, and no weapon, beats a man in full armor, a sword, and a shield, with hardly a scratch.

odds of that. an option was "i hid in 1994, parents are still looking for me". i was born in 1994. ILLUMINATI!

it would be awesome if they updated the game so that the stock market had two options rather then just one. buy and sell being seperate, rather then sell replacing buy, if you have even one point in it. (this way, you can buy more points, without needing to sell what you already have in it.)

"it's the last woolly mammoth!" (during the fight, it's body slammed by another woolly mammoth.)

that one moment when you learn that the center of the earth is actually the center of the moon.

highly advanced computer system that gains sentience, has access to weapons, robots, poisons, and hacks computers in only five seconds in highly secure facility and compounds. flickers the light untill they're out of hacking power for the most money.

here's a challange to everyone. hit random for a random item, then kill the ragdoll with whatever you get, WITHOUT CRUSHING! that being when you pin them against the floor, wall, or roof with the item, and crush them into a fine mist. you have to beat or cut them to death.

you are ruthless prime, he cold-blooded video game player destined to snack on and pillage everything. pretty accurate when i play skyrim. and pretty much any other open world game that gives you the choice.

dramatic victory music plays. happy go lucky "running through a medow" sort of happy music plays. showing the title in all red, and blood stained, "WORLD OF PAIN". because why not.

i love how, if you completely flub up the weapon, there eyes are all wide in shock about how bad you are. 10/10, would troll them again.

"callistek squashes you under his food for 14 damage." because why not be slightly invincible?

that intro, NOOOOOOO! (cried when they took away my upgrades.)

i see the don't push this button. the first thing i do is push it.

that one moment when you find two guns in the trashcan in front of the girls bathroom in a restaurant.