I wish there was a way to order units to ignore enemies behind them. That would make goblin madness so much easier on hard because the titans wouldn't constantly be turning around.
A party of buccaneers defeats a group of mercenaries in their giant land ship, but instead of taking the moving fortress, they get excited over sticks!
"Uh, chief, that wrestler guy keeps escaping and killing dozens of citizens every time we put him back in the ring. Maybe we should, uh, put him in a prison cell?" - Cop
"NEVER. I WANNA SEE A WRESTLING MATCH." -Chief of police
Galeblaze - "don't try to get to them through the breakable dirt"
Tell me then, how exactly do you suggest we DO get to the gateways, considering that they're surrounded by unbreakable rock except for those two dirt blocks?
Now my gunslinger has looked pretty messed up at the end of the game, but my personal favorite was when he had two knives in him, one in his eye, one in his chest, a few bullet holes in his arms and legs, 2 in his chest, and three in his head. It was beautiful.
For the past half hour I've been in a standoff with one of the A.Is in both Europe and Africa. Nothing more fun than slowly building up massive armies at bottlenecks.
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