If anyone's having trouble with the Card Wizard achievement, here's a trick: open up the game and ms paint side by side, start the minigame, quickly hit printscreen, quickly change the focus to paint, hit ctrl+v. You'll now have a cheat sheet of matches. You'll still have to be quick about making them, though.
Stop telling me about hell! I die because the lag causes my jump not to be registered and I keep having to try over and over again to get the card. I understand that when the turnip died, I went to hell. You don't have to tell me over and over again in the music.
Finally finished. Last element was cigarettes. I got steam engine before life, but it took me forever to get past trees and wheels in their respective groups.
If you accidentally try to save more than once/press escape because you thought the game froze up when saving, the game loads onto an empty first island, as if it was a new game, but without anything to get you started. There should probably just be a loading error message instead.