I didn't like Bush either but come on, I hate when people put political messages in their games.
>:C
Plus, if it weren't for him we'd have had a ton more Kamikaze bombings by monkeys in turbans in airplane throwing shit and bombs around the cockpit.
When the outbreak occured, Your mother was outside of one of the city of Whore's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a Cactus came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least over 9000 people. Your mother was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the Cactus. Then, as if in a dream, A dick came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her Thong, drenching it. Before Your mother could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the Cactus, A dick sunk her teeth into his Ass. He had put up a A dick poster in his room when he was over 9000, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than Weegee' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the Dildo his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombie. The army of Imagination land decided to die. The end.
I don't want to pay god damn hard earned cent because the owner thought that chat was an adult only thing. I bet he just lied about that because he's probably trying to reap currency off of everyone who would like to actually play the game.
Thank god it wasn't another capitalism bashing communism-wins-although-it-sucks-in-the-long-run game. I like how you get to fight the greed that turns some of us into gamblers, politicians, and zombies.
Nice game 5/5.
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