googaplex's Comments

I made 38 puppies lead a life of crime! So, so evil...

The final boss... it's just an arm...

Today, we will see the turrets targeting decisions... Turret away from base: "Sir, do we attack the monster hitting us?! It's almost dead!", "No, fire at that monster over there!" Turret at base: "Sir, the base is (about to be/is being) attacked! Do we defend it?", "No, fire at the monster attacking us!" From what I can see... the turrets make "great" targeting decisions...

That moment when a red suddenly appears and cuts you off.

what the... Im an elephant man?! why didn't anyone tell me?!

YES! I finally beat it! All it took was some thought, my hands, and most of my blood... but hey, I did it!

When you figure out the main character is a woman, it's like one of those "Samus is a girl?!" moments.

Employee of the month: Fred Superkicker

why is keeping your leader alive a badge? It's really not that tough...