The problem with jokes like these is that they're on or past the line between being okay and breaking the terms of service and guidelines. The insults and threats in the game and in you comments won't help your case, and many of your fans will never forgive you. Personally, I think you should have resisted the urge to do this.
First, wut? Second, wutwut? Third, breaking the terms of service and guidelines? and Finally, The insults and threats in the game?
You April foolin' right now?
Tip: Don't hold the mouse when shooting the pistol or swinging melee, but rather click quickly. This will greatly improve your rate of fire. Mashing space while holding down the mouse will have the same effect, but will slow you down.
This game could have been a lot better than it is if they put more effort into the text. There are numerous errors and it feels like (or is) written by a non-native English speaker. One example of this is on the team screen when you hover over the builder, and it calls the builder the engineer in the second sentence, even after correctly naming him once. Still, from what I've seen so far, these errors are not present in the code, as this game runs without glitching (for me at least). All in all, this is a good game, if unpolished and awkward in dialogue and other text.
I have but two issue with this game: 1. The floor is z-fighting at T intersections. 2. There's not enough stuff to spend money on. Otherwise it's a decent game.
I've noticed that you can buy more of an item by pressing either the left or right mouse buttons. This really helped a lot when getting back up to speed after resetting.
The glitch where you can bypass things is very easy to reproduce, and if triggered when you press "Go" before the menus rearrange back to the travel format. If you encounter an event in that time, the only option you will have is "Go", which will allow you to bypass the event. This is most likely the cause of all the people not stopping at cites, since you can use this glitch to travel past them.
Is there going to be any way to use the stockpiles of food you accumulate? Correct me if I'm wrong, but currently the only use for the food you have is to go for a time with farmers. Are you going to be working food into the military system?
Absolutely! Once the basic military screen is up and running, there will be a system in place for both army maintenance, and more than likely the planned stables that produce horses for the creation of cavalry units will use food as well. May even use food as a cost resource for attacking.
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First, wut? Second, wutwut? Third, breaking the terms of service and guidelines? and Finally, The insults and threats in the game? You April foolin' right now?