Or, here's an idea...you could download Facebook Mobile for free off the Android Marketplace or the iTunes Store. Fail for you, 1/5 stars, only because they made me go that high.
This game truly deserves a zero. It's far from being Minecraft PE, with the exception of sharing a similar startup screen, but other than that, nothing. No goals, no enemies, just a wall of dirt. They're forcing me to be generous with this rating, and it gets 1/5 stars (though it should be zero).
Awesome game, but IMO the end should've allowed for an Endless mode, if ya get what I mean. That and possibly more card slots; once you beat the game, it'd crank up the difficulty, which would necessitate eventually needing all your skills maxed. It would've been cool to stack cards, too, like multiple ships, but allow them to take damage as well.
This should have a graphics switch on it...it was so slow on my computer (college connection) that each second was like three times the length it should've been.
It was really easy...I mean absurdly easy. Finished it without even the slightest chance of failing a mission, and I didn't even unlock the rockets until I beat the game (which added an unnecessary $20k to finishing the final mission when used right; pity I already unlocked everything). I would give it a 3/5, but it was just that much fun blowing everything up with the rockets, so 4/5
The hold button...means you hold the button. Hold->=press -> and don't let go. This game's only tedious til you upgrade your wheels and rockets twice, then it gets a lot easier.
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
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