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Cargo Bridge 2

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Sep. 19, 2012

Rating: 0

Some of these K.I.S.S. awards are effing impossible.

Subtle Energy 2

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Jan. 25, 2012

Rating: 0

@poperotsi You'll run across this in the future. When too much of an element reaches its specific endpoint, it'll explode (which means you fail). Put an eye to redirect and limit the amount of mixture that goes in.

Epic Combo!

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Oct. 22, 2011

Rating: 80

Many turtles were harmed in the making of this product. Many, many, MANY turtles.

Delivery Man

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Sep. 20, 2011

Rating: 4

.50 Cal is a piece of crap compared to the AK-47. It needs an accuracy boost - .50's are incredibly precise, but this one has a shot pattern damn near like a .12 gauge.

Hack Slash Crawl

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Aug. 30, 2011

Rating: 3

Bullshit. I get down to about level 7 or 8 and I get to the boss and I insta-die. I get hit like a hundred times and my screen goes blood red and blacks out.

Racing Comrade!

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Jun. 17, 2011

Rating: 5

How to win in Soviet Russia: 1) get ahead of the pack... 2) ...kick, bite, taunt, and shank anyone that gets close to you... 3) ...while distracting the judges or lying about your competition. Sounds about right.

RPG Shooter: Starwish

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Jun. 17, 2011

Rating: 0

Wish I could finish it... but I came back the next day and my save data was gone. T_T

Hack Slash Crawl

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Mar. 07, 2011

Rating: -1

Good game. But today, I got to a boss and my screen blanked, my healthbar drained, and my screen went red. What gives? I WAS WINNING :(

Fat Warrior 2

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Mar. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

Killing vampires that sparkle with girly-ass sparkles in the daylight: priceless.

The Sandbox

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Feb. 02, 2011

Rating: 0

Electrified metal works only temporarily. The virus eventually eats away at metal as it is unprotected for a split second here and there.

Aurora

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Jan. 25, 2011

Rating: 4

@Dave1004, you're an idiot. Unity is a rather popular plug-in for Flash. I agree that 2D games are more... entertaining... But you're still an idiot.

Mecharon 2: Survival

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Jan. 16, 2011

Rating: 141

Mouse wheel to change weapons is a bad idea. Most browsers still view the mouse wheel as a screen scroller. Makes gameplay disorienting.

G2G Typing Expert-3

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Jan. 13, 2011

Rating: 1

I'm relatively sure I don't type 161 WPM... But, you know, it's nice to think that I do. :D

Bowja 3 - Ninja Kami

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Dec. 28, 2009

Rating: 0

It's a really sad day when you have entire pages of spam. Are people really that stupid?

Battle Gear

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Dec. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

"Sorry, you lost the campaign. Please come try again later." Take your "bazzoka" and SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! I spent four hours on that game! -.-"

The Last Frontier

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Nov. 23, 2009

Rating: 0

Good game. Could use a little spice, I suppose, but it could also use some badges. I went through it the first time with eight gunners, two heavy infantry, and eight repairmen, as well as two mortars and two gatlings. I lost not a single wall segment or man. That said, I had to keep on my toes there for a while. Decent challenge :D

Ultimate Assassin 2

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Nov. 18, 2009

Rating: 0

The AI isn't too challenging. It is quite satisfying to ninja around right under the guards' noses and knife their charge, however!

Brute Wars

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Nov. 10, 2009

Rating: 0

Good longevity combo is to use all Magic clan. Save up for the revive magic and wage a war of attrition!

Epic War 2

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Nov. 10, 2009

Rating: -1

Got to say. The narrative SUCKS ASS. I could write better in my sleep while under the influence of methamphetamines.

PlanetDefender

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Nov. 10, 2009

Rating: 0

The key to winning apocalypse mode is to build up early. I threw down three ion cannons and upgraded them under much fire until they were all level three. I threw up two more and did the same. Basically, a good offense is better than a good defense, because if they're not hitting the surface, they're not killing your populace off. Go hard offense. After those ions got built up, I placed five economic centers and maxed one of them, then started on missile centers and finished the entire upper row in Level 4 ion cannons. I'm making upwards to 100B a click now. Endgame, you should have roughly 1/3 Ion, 2/3 missile, about 6 missile defense, and 5 or Economy centers. Go get 'em!

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