*someone who's playing A:TG for the first time* *in chat* HEY! I REACHED LEVEL 100 IN AND HOUR!!! WOOT WOT *meanwhile in chat* Ok, so how exactly do you get the best source for TbN gems? Meh, I just feel like you get stuff back in the DP *guy faints*
*Open Valve* *clicks* "Ok team, we have Half-Life 3 and 4 to come out. And Portal 3. Quick!" "Um, is it ok if we just smash a bunch of turtles with hammers?" "Uh, ok."
Guy 1: COMBO! IT'S OVER 9000!!!!! Guy 2, 3, 4 and 5: Meh
Guy 2: IT'S OVER 100,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 3: IT'S OVER 2,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 4: IT'S OVER 20,000,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 5: IT'S OVER *universe explodes*
1) Press Button --> Go to exit 2) Same as 1, except you only have 3 jumps. (technically it's possible to do it with only 1, but whatever) 3) Go to the exit, QUICKLY press left, then press right. 4) Go on the platform just left of the platform with the button, jump onto the button, then go on the bottom of the platform to the upper right and make your way to the exit. 5) Go in front of the exit and wait. + to keep alive