This guy I'm fighting is named Venomgut. I have enough poison damage to bring the first few bosses to 1 health REALLY quickly. Bring it on, you pathetic wannabe. Lemme show you how Poison is REALLY done.
I assume that this is the aftermath of Zombies took my Daughter for the city, while Demons took my daughter is the after math for the main characters.
TIPS: Squid gun is the best Pre-Overtime, Shark is the best post. A Long range passenger can hit balloons on high ground. Spikes are for the large metal boxes, though a shark or two will do the trick. If you are grinding for the last few levels for Overtime, try the Remote control and Autodrive. Then make a sandwich. Repeat as needed. Remote Control is an AUTOFIRING DINOSAUR WITH LASERS. However, due to backup guns you won't want to use that last piece of ammo...
Alternate titles for this game: Why it isn't always a bad idea to give kids potentially dangerous (read:sharp pointy things capable of tearing clothing but incapable of piercing human flesh). 5 signs your always out of town neighbor may be a Secret Agent and/or experimental weapon designer.
Beginning of game:
Oh cool, this is like a different take on the same genre that Medieval Cop and Dead Detective are in! This look like it is going to be a lot of fun. Retro/8 bit music is NICE!
End of game:
TROPHY CABINET, LOOK AT MY HARMONICA! WHAT DO YOU SEE
TEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Let's be honest here.
Some Kong devs are heroes among the Browser game community. But Matt...you sir, are a Legend. You (along with a few others; Pseudolonewolf comes to mind, and so do several more) have made a true masterpiece in the RPG genre. I tip my hat to you and give you my utmost congratulations. You have more than paid your bill for life, and from the looks of it you plan to do even more. Here's to another good game and another 9 long years of brilliant, amazing and hilarious games.
For anyone confused by why this episode feels like parts of it were cut from Star Wars- they were. First, VasantJ was going through surgery and painkillers may have altered the plan. Also, this is actually the Chicken Emperor's role- he is basically a whiny 14-year old who collects stuff from the future then tries to look cool by setting everything up to look like it. Amber actually says this. His motives are far more complex than this, and he is actually a force to be reckoned with, but if you are wondering why there are so many blatant references...there you go. CE is imposing stuff from the future onto the past so that he isn't as lonely and/or bored. (I do feel like this could have been done better though; JUST star wars feels bland and boring) But I still don't get where the Russian Teddy thing comes from. Overall 5/5 (Part 1 was better though), if you are a new player for the series START FROM MEDIEVAL COP 1, THIS GETS REALLY CRAZY WITHOUT BACKGROUND.
"My problem was not that I did or didn't truly love her. It wasn't. My problem wasn't whether or not she truly did or didn't love me. It wasn't. My problem was that I assumed that in the end she would come to me. And so I waited. And waited. And one day I found out that it was too late."
Most zombies games are about beating the unliving [expletive] out of them. A rare few are about helping them (Sonny, Infectonator). And then there's this one. The only one bar Dead Detective that I am aware of which has the pure, unadulterated charm and zombies not being horrible monsters (with overly specific examples) but rather as being...almost human. 5/5, this is a heartwarming story and is wonderful in almost every way. Here's to KrangGames, one of the Legends of Kong.
The *only* problem with Badge of the Day is that it also brings out the people who play games for action, not for humor or story. It's not that there is something wrong with that, its just that when those people go to the games that ARE centered around humor or story sometimes they trash them with bad comments and ratings that don't represent the actual game. This game isn't perfect (the depression thing sticks out like a sore thumb) but it isn't garbage. At the worst it is the skin on a piece of salmon: some people just don't like it, but most feel that it is really good. (Also, if you are confused go back and play the other ones. If you start playing halfway through a series of course you will be confused).
This was pretty good, but it could have been spectacular. There were simply too many star wars references and not enough of the classic humor. I can understand the conditions VasantJ was in, but it felt as though the Emperor was there for the sake of making a reference. If there had been more in depth building of his character, his true form would have been a majestic climax instead of a reprieve. Queen of Hearts is clever, but given that this is a card I would have expected something like "Seraphic Justice" or something to that effect. The explanation is perfect, I think Queen's Heart would sound better. Game is 5/5, though it just falls short of the excellence that was the previous game. A SW reference is nice, but not 5 in a row. End Boss fight, Mel Vin and Teddy make up for it. Shogun felt like he wasn't being used to his full potential. Side Note: Apparently some myths say that Phoenix eggs take 500 years to hatch
Theropods are the taxonomical group Tyrannosaurus Rex is from. Theropods is technically correct, but is considered wrong in the game. Can you change it to Pilosaurs or something? For the Tickets and concert one, say each last name out loud. Its an onomatopoeia. It is kind of biologically impossible for Shogun to be Mel's father, VasantJ can you please at least confirm that this was a joke? ...please?
Hm, another iteration of EXADI wound up forcing people to play text based adventures while mocking their flaws...Sounds either like 8 bit theaters Sarda or something else strangely familiar... ;)
"Sir! We have seen an anomaly. A large meteoroid headed towards our planet has stopped and is now orbiting us." "Cool" Later: "Sir, the meteroid has been named Victor after my snail." "..." Later: "Sir, I bring bad news. Victor has begun collecting vast levels of meteors and has grown to 50m wide" "Very well, let's do nothing" Later: "Sir, Victor is now so big that it irradiates us daily" "Not much of an issue" "Sir, Victor is twice the size of us."Later: "Sir, Victor has stopped moving. We now orbit it. We are now a Victorian Moon" "Good, she was a nice queen." "Queen?" "Yes, of England" "What's that" Later: "Sir, GodPlanet Victor is angry, her trail has turned red but is not in the exosphere!" "By the Queen! Let's walk in circles" Later: "Sir, Victor has scoured our planet with its trail and now contains more mass than our star" Later: "Sir. Victor is now inside of us" "Of course she is we must be one with Victor" "No, Victor is so big it is in our planet"
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