I think that you should make it that you get rewards by buying them with cash you get from killing gooples and that rewards should give you cash to buy stuff from a shop. But thats just me.
I am Jesus Prime the unstoppable killer destined to have sex with all Kongregate. (Jesus Prime is obviously the son of Jesus Christ and Optimus Prime, but wait, isn't that against the bible? And I have sex with all Kongregate? Doesn't that mean I have sex with all Kongregate Users? How'd it know! This thing is genius!
sorry for double posting... A few levels later Guard: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! A PEBBLE IS COMING AFTER ME! *pebble hits guard guard dies* Boss: I really need better guards!
Okay 2 guards left... Advisor: No need to kill them! they are pacifists!MISSION COMPLETE A few levels later: okay ill kill the guys above with diseased corpse but not the prisoner. Prisoner: loopty loopy and stuff WTF! why are there two diseased bodyies next to me and a hole in the roof?tHAT made me pee my pants.MISSION COMPLETE A few more levels...NOOO!!! I killed a prisoner! Advisor: no need to worry he was a freak! MISSION COMPLETE
Rookie:Hey Guard I found a big hole which,by the way is the only way out for the assassin! Lets guard it! Guard: okay but wait that hole reminds me of a doughnut. Lets go through it and look for a Dunkin Doughnuts! Rookie:No we can't leave our post even if the boss is dead. Guard: okay fine then lets aimlessly search the building randomly for a doughnut. Rookie: and a coffee!
Great Game easy 5/5! ok now, VonVoid you got your stars no give me the cash! yay esy 50$ now, ill fav for an extra 25$. Yay 75$ dollars today I rock! :D
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