As a child, he was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Maria.
Together, they had 14 kids.
He died at the age of 114.
wowAs a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, he bought a swimming pool.
He later married a slug named Brenda.
Together, they had 22 kids.
He died at the age of 68
As a child, he was considered very well-behaved.
As a teenager, he was uncool.
He eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Diane.
Together, they had 18 kids.
He died at the age of 103.
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