A LIL' TARDED
You, my friend, are a little recruit in this army of stupidness! Keep playing these tests and you'll be promoted to an idiot of a higher rank.
As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Mary.
Together, they had 12 kids.
He died at the age of 75.
As a child, he was an aspiring artist.
As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese.
He eventually became the first slug on TV.
Soon after, he opened up a small restaurant.
He later married a slug named Maria.
Together, they had 8 kids.
He died at the age of 85.
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