hazeraven

Everyone abbreviates my handle to “Hazer” and I should have made it my name in the first place. I never expected to get sucked into chatting so I used a retired username.

My favorite passtimes here, aside from playing games, are to derail conversations or discuss multiple topics at once. Confusing people amuses me almost as much as advising and assisting them.

If you can be bothered to read this, bring up the subject of old games or other unusual topics and you will likely suck me into conversation.

(My apologies for the formatting; Kongregate doesn’t seem to know what a carriage return is.)

Why do I have fans? Who are you people? Get a life!