Private: Sir! We cannot push the enemy out! Our equipment is too weak for the job, sir!
General: Call everyone into the meeting area! Everyone will get a Medal of Honor to provide the buff to finish the job!
Flying Ace: Sir! I was dominating the enemy until they shoved a magnifying glass in my face, Sir!
General: Then what happened?
Flying Ace: Sir, I couldn't fly anymore, Sir!
Marshal: Sir! The enemy is getting buffed up by equipping a small pistol! Instead of us attacking them, they are attacking us now, SIR!
General: What? Then we shall give each of our troops M2 brownings to repel this threat! It's time for them to feel automatic fire!
Marshal- Sir, our machineguns only give a +0 +1 buff! Their pistol gives a +7 +7 buff, SIR!
General- Fine then. Bring me my derringer. If their small guns can overpower my machineguns, then a smaller gun is in order to overpower them!
So my survivors are running out of water...
I run a mission on a military base. I find this gallon of water.
After I scavenge it, I get 2 ammo boxes.
Logic.
Survivor Juan: Sir! Why not we use the 350 FUEL units to power up that bulldozer on the streets to destroy the rival compound?
Leader: There are better things that we can do with the Fuel. Now, I gotta pour gasoline onto a sandbag to make it more powerful.
So I can send 2 groups of 5 survivors into an area and they all come back holding 4 Bookshelves, 5 chairs, 6 guns, and cans of FUEL, along with body armor...
They must be working out.
Sometimes, you just gotta wonder how lance's tank can cross areas that you need a ladder to cross with. Either its a super-strong self-replicating ladder or the tank is made of paper.
Pretty weird environment, as the Cisterns always work while the vegetable garden always bloom. Its like as if it's always raining and sunny at the same time...
How much does it rain? The cisterns keep building up at a abnormal rate. Then, for some strange reason, they decided to put a lamp in the training center, which is outside. Either the survivors do a rain dance around the cisterns to guide the rain into the collector, or the electronic equipment outside are covered with the 11,092 plastic pieces you have that do no other purpose than fill up your inventory by 1.
Survivor- Every time we host a practice raid, some people wearing grey hoodies take over our compound! Not only that, they can also attack us!
Leader- They are the clones of me that I made...
Survivor- Why dont we send your clones to scavenge and clear the streets?
Leader- NO! Our clones are worth fuel! Whenever we get raided and killed, a clone comes and takes over!
Survivor- So... I`m a clone?
Leader- nope, you are about to be one
*leader grabs survivor and stuffs her into fuel genorator*
The only thing missing is a cannon that launches sharp and hot spiky objects. Launch them into the air, and the balloons will be torn apart as well as melt if cannot be shredded by the sharp stuff.
8,8cm Flak..... I thought I heard of 8,8 cm on a tank...... It would be nice if a 8,8cm autoloaded gun was mounted on TigerII. The Germans already got a bigger autoloadgun on Waffentrauger AuF E-100 design.