You REALLY need to be able to turn mid-attack. So many times I've ended up opening a can of whoop-ass at the wall instead of the enemies, and before I realise I'm doing it I'll press the attack button again before turning around.
nice game, but I have a problem with double jumping sometimes. I'll land on a platform, the dust particles come up, I jump, and then smack into a wall. I click twice, but jump once.
ammo boxes. put ammo boxes on the maps which you can pick up instead of reloading. also, customizable avatars, where you can unlock different items of clothing, etc. as you get medals/milestones.
dear police officer. I just crushed you under my far supperior weight, aided by rocket propelled underpants, and you beat me in a fight and arrested me? you are a god damned jelly bear. hate you always, burrito bison.