"Computer room: There are hundreds of games installed on these computers. None are pirated. However you cannot watch pron here." But pron is the best.......
The thief is the second gender ambigious character in the game (alongside the musketeer, whom is quite possibly in a sexy relationship with the thief, although this has yet to be confirmed). Neither woman nor man, this transexual fiend of the night is a frequent visiter to your shop. Yes, you nailed down everything in your shop for extra insurance that the thief's hands don't get a little too "sticky" but for some reason s/he keeps coming back. A reformed dungeons and dragons addict, the tattoos happened after a long night with a bottle of absynth and rock'n roll, the thief has not spoken to his/her mother since as he is in fear of what she would say.
"Hey, can I get a Health Potion. I think I'm about to die."
"Sorry, I'm all out of that, but i do have some throwing knives here."
"Thanks!" *Passes out*
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there is one: click on the help button during the game (bottom-left)