this game would do SSSSOOOOOOO much better as a game if instead of near FORCING us to pay real world money and advertising all over Kongregate, you read the comments,used adds as to forcing players(who come to play FREE games)to play money for a game (that, lets face facts here, people will odds are play for only 1-3 days, if your lucky) stop advertising and try fixing the game, this could one of the most epic games out there,but you try so hard to force us to give you money, that players say "F*** this game" and go off to play a free game,you have a great game here, but its only a matter of time till someone makes a even better game for free, and then all you will have from this game is about 3 players who still give the game 1 starand dont pay
ok so all u need to work here is the abilty to click one thing, to stand still for the rest of your life and to have the abilty to sleep standing up with your eyes open(and you will be payed ONCE and have to work forever)
"Mayer! the city is under attack by bombers and jets! Should we call the army?"*stairing out the window* "no... send every aircraft in the city at that one black goose!!!"
cop"please sir, lets just kill him!" Leader"no, I bet 50 cents on jawbreaker!" cop"then at lest let the people leave the stadom so they dont die!" Leader"NO! they will see the day I win one full dollor!!!"
if you leave the house while the crab's arms in your house...it follows you out and is on both sides of the screen...that crab thing has VERY long arms...
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