Target/Ceo: Who are you?
Me: Oh you know, just the casual guy dressed in a full assassin suit, holding a knife and running at yo- I MEAN I'm just the new guard here...
So, this is a matrix style game where the creator was to lazy to make textures so everything is either white, grey, black, or red and requires a 30 minute loading page with unity? HELL NO
@Duckets, then maybe you could make another you are the road/ you are the road 2 with all these features? That way you could have the original Molyjam version and then one with player suggested features? Just a suggestion! :)
How about instead of sharp objects sticking on him,t hey stick IN him? Ex: When shooting an arrow at the arm with good enough power the arrow head can stick in him and you have to pull it out? Maybe with the bullets to. Like instead of them just disapearing you can get them out?
Stabbing and penetration in general just isn’t viable tech-wise without a major overhaul. Box2D is a rigid body physics engine, meaning its main purpose is pretty much to keep things from overlapping.
You know when the game is ultra-realistic when the players turn gay and hump each other and they do !&#$ knows what to the ball to make it go out of bounds... What the? Jim! when I said you were the goalie I didn't mean the actual goal, now get your face out of the freaking net!
Pshh, avoid red? Gonna get harder by speeding up? (Touch blue) Hmm, little harder. (Dont fall out of the screen) Ummmm, game, im not giving up... Dont slow down? OMG UAGIFUAHUAHUD MOOOOAR!
Here's an idea: When wishing to cut the ragdoll, the line for the cut tool doesnt have to go all the way thru a limb and cut the entire thing off, it can go part way through so you can make little cuts and scrapes.
Just had another idea: PUT BONES INSIDE THE RAGDOLL! They should be breakable and when pressing esc for the blueprint thingy you can see his bones!!
Shiet, lay off the bean burritos birds. I mean seriously, they go through all this trouble just to prove to this guy that birds are the supreme overlords of the world. :l
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