heywebb

I’m a cowboy refugee, originally from the south western frontier of the late Prussia. I stowed away on a horse and buggy, ended up in the Panama Canal, and made my home here in the Amazon ever since. I’m happily married to my foxy woman. We enjoy fishing, pudding, camping, climbing trees, donkey kong country, and Roger.

I’m generally a friendly guy (except when you sneak up on me). Then I usually get really mad and swear/spit. I keep a healthy cowboy attitude though.