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Memoir Text Adventure
Oct. 21, 2013
Rating: 1
I grabbed that teens hand and twisted it, I don't want to be a mean man! Or do I?
Everyone! The Submit Score & Replay button works, just not always!
Don't Shit Your Pants
Oct. 14, 2013
Rating: -9
Dang it, today was the badge of the day for this game and I already got it :(
Rating: 2
I became cool for not beating the bully
The Final Death Wish
Oct. 12, 2013
Rating: -3
Level 10 The guy says "Because it makes up for my very small ....." I'm sorry what?
Rating: 4
My wife died from cancer just after I got married with her, last words: I gave cancer to my wife
Oct. 05, 2013
My partner died from car accident and then I became unhealthy, was I the one driving the car?
Sep. 24, 2013
Also coming out by cesarean can kill me?
Rating: 3
Looking at a box of matches makes me a Genius?
Pandemic 2
Sep. 22, 2013
The only way to win the game for me is to start in Madagascar, but I still have not won because whenever I start there Peru shuts down its borders.
REPLAYING :the game:
Sep. 20, 2013
THIS IS SPARTA
I started in Madagascar and every single country was wiped except for Peru.
Sep. 08, 2013
I had one more child when I was 100 years old, and one more when I died at 110, I bet they both were both quite ugly.
Sep. 05, 2013
In the next memoir text adventure, have one of them a Truth or Dare one with a mean person asking you truth or dare, and the options are Truth, Dare, or nothing at all
Sep. 03, 2013
Rating: 0
The music is creepy
Sep. 01, 2013
I had an unwanted baby and I suicided because I coudldn't take it anymore. LMFAROMB (LAUGH MY F**KING ASS RIGHT OFF MY BODY)
Aug. 25, 2013
I looked at the box of matches and I died from health drop, was it talking to Medusa?
Aug. 19, 2013
My date broke up with me when we just went to the beach, what's going on girl?
Aug. 14, 2013
Rating: -12
Who here played this because of PewDiePie?
Aug. 07, 2013
Both dates i had when I had proposed marriage declined and I bought them both $1000 rings!
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