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Fancy Pants Adventure: World 2

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Jul. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

Lots of Cream Soda + Perfectionism + Not Dying = Apparently, speedrunning the game in 506 seconds. How did I do that?

Goin Up

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Jul. 13, 2011

Rating: -3

If there's anything I know about Pokemon, it's that Pelipper doesn't learn a 1-hit KO attack, especially a 1-hit KO attack that executes every time you hit it from the wrong angle. But anyways, 5/5.

Coaster Racer 2

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Jul. 09, 2011

Rating: 1

I appear to be the Stig, racing in a motorcycle. Top Gear would not be proud.

Villainous

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Jun. 30, 2011

Rating: 3

I never thought releasing gigantic turtles to pillage a town could work. Be right back, going to feed steroids to my turtle...

The Game of Life

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Jun. 21, 2011

Rating: 0

Hiya- It's also one of the proposed Hacker symbols.

Jacob and the Gyrocopter

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Jun. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

For the love of god, if you have any song by Scatman, do NOT attempt to try and play it. You will die.

Boss Battle

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Jun. 13, 2011

Rating: 0

I beat I Wanna Be The Guy on Very Hard once. I could not beat the Hard boss on here without losing at least 1 life. When I see "Hard" difficulty in flash games, I don't feel like it is hard. This game changed that. *claps*

Hacker vs Hacker

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Jun. 06, 2011

Rating: 1

This is what actually happens when you hack. No C Programming, no WEP Keys to get around, no tense, fast typing and a dark room where you communicate in 1337 speak. You play tower defense with the person who's computer you try to hack.

Anti-Idle: The Game

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Jun. 01, 2011

Rating: 6

Half a BILLION poison damage. Well, that's what happens at Rank 454 I guess.

Anti-Idle: The Game

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May. 10, 2011

Rating: 7

Rank 258. I've gone from already epic to an level beyond epic, in which everything proceeds to explode around me.

Diamond Hollow

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May. 04, 2011

Rating: -4

"Shoot, upgrade, conquer enemies, attempt achievements, collect gems" WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS BEFORE? THIS IS SO ORIGINAL. But it's a good game anyways. 4.5/5

GemCraft Labyrinth

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Apr. 20, 2011

Rating: -1

Appropriately timed on 4/20.

Upgrade Complete 2

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Apr. 16, 2011

Rating: 5

I thought I could trust you when I got in this game. But not after that Heart Rate upgrade. 5/5.

Elephant Quest

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Apr. 14, 2011

Rating: 0

So the Blue Elephant's name...is Elephant? I should have thought of that.

Space is Key

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Mar. 31, 2011

Rating: 2

Deaths: 175 Requirement for All-Time Highscores: 172 SON OF A DAMN BITCH

Punk-o-matic 2

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Mar. 26, 2011

Rating: 4

Fight_Club_Freak, I agree with your comment, except for that one bit about that maximum number. 88 MEMBER BANDS ARE EPIC

The Final Death Wish

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Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: 1

Enemy seaking? Oh no, I don't have any electric types! But anyways, 5/5.

The Final Death Wish

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Mar. 18, 2011

Rating: -2

Well, super, he IS using doubleslap. Over and over again. And doubleslap is ridiculously weak.

Cursed Treasure: Don't Touch My Gems!

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Mar. 17, 2011

Rating: 8

Alright, I KNOW I'm going to get rated down for this, but why is this the best game on Kong? It's great, yeah, but it didn't exactly wow me.

Anti-Idle: The Game

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Mar. 15, 2011

Rating: -2

A good tip for people who can't play this game without idle and has a high leveled character is to buy pink trees and set your experience gain to full exp or more exp.

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