hola365

I like shiny things ♥

Cafe Kong Ships!
*Tonite*
*Druggup*
*NotThe0neIWant*

Quotes from some crazy people!

ApprenticeChief: Hola's not as bad as you, Nukes.

FlyingAgorian: I'm the crazy one.

FlyingAgorian: BUT I AM AN IDIOT WITH A QUOTE FROM YOU, YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

Megan1423: when people step on snails it breaks my heart and their shell

Reborn8059: He has cute hair he is Hola he is adorable

Reborn8059: Hola brings all the chicks to the yard and their like que taco grande and I was like no hablo espaniol and i think i got insulted but im not sure but I'm never going back too mcdonalds their mean

Reborn8059: I lovehed you piggy I lovehed y-youuuuu!!

TimeForHuggz: I have a jewish midget friend?

Reborn8059: .....you both know im a yaoi girl hehehehehe

Reborn8059: u started it!!

Reborn8059: made my mind go in a horrible direction!!

Reborn8059: you know im a pervert!!

Reborn8059: I has muted them they made me mad like....chicken fried rice

Highfive55: TimeforHuggz is now on. (reply)

Vandy66: Vandy is everyone's love interest.

CookiesGalorex3: This time i'm actually retarded... i put my pop tart in the microwave.. with the plastic still on it.. and it exploded in the microwave.

CookiesGalorex3: D:::

CookiesGalorex3: Friendship.. is like peeing yourself..

CookiesGalorex3: Everyone can see it... but, only you get the warm feeling it brings.

roselie1028: i feel like im becoming a sex slave with two other females so no...

Vandy66: M. Night Shamalayan got shit on me

SuperMeh86: Are you just f*cking with him? (reply)

meleking: I feel pretty O so pretty

Bananasaurus_Rex: I love cock sauce!~

Scritter: pirates are santas helpers, cause santa is the saint of all hookers

Rivianna: Please turn off the caps. My eyes are bleeding.

Sk8erApples4477: *sits in corner facing everybody and nibbles sammich* My Sammich! No My SAmmich!

Sk8erApples4477: Mommy is talking funny... Mommy are you ok?? *tigs on evelyns shirt* ARe you ok mommy?

Miro62: This is seargent miro62 requesting a banhammer strike half a click north of our position, we are under heavy fire from spammers.

rainbow_stripes: *takes a shower and changes into non-gatorade covered clothes, then slaps snoop* Never, ever, EVER pour gatorade on a girl. She will literally girl you. *Beats the crap out of snoop then burns him alive*

Bananasaurus_Rex: I gave you syphillis when we screwed at the zoo .-.

Bananasaurus_Rex: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE 'LOVING AND FORGIVING!!!'

Jet_Dry: I've already experienced the seven deadly sins. Why must I carry it through a video game as well :(

Jet_Dry: Wat. Nukes isn't gay?

SirMarth01: I'm stating that the amount of people that find homosexuality to be somehow "wrong" greatly annoys me.

Nickilee: so

Nickilee: board

Lantern123: im chalk, lets get together.

FlyingAgorian: You are god damn lucky that there aren't any mods in the room

Miro62: In that case I'm the gayest person here.

peacedude: NO ONE SHUTS UP HOLA BUT ME

Bananasaurus_Rex: I feel like the sexually oblivious rhino. ._.

ApprenticeChief: Yes. Cockroaches are ****ing terrifying.

Darxzero: I think AC is actually an evil demon from the sun. :|

skullcandy55: Hola!! get the edible panties!

iiSmile: I know I a- .. I mean.. Yeah.. he's cool. >.>

Xagerbarje: hola? Yeah. He's severely enigmatic.

DrProfessor: I'm ashamed of you Tohru....

Xagerbarje: Are we really going to have an orgy in general chat?

iiSmile: I'm up to that.. maybe.

DrProfessor: Be wevy wevy wuiet. I'm hunting wabbit.

chaisaw: roses are red brothers are black hola is a gothic perv and nuke is a funneh fluke :3

HolyFrax: What have you people done to me. I was sane before I entered this Cafe tonight.

snooperassassin: How do you know i'm delicious hola? Am I a Lucky Charm?

sandy_1: Shoe, your sperm looks like lactated milk :(

FlyingAgorian: THIS IS DRIVING ME INSANE.

Babotz: All I need are my blood sandwiches.

Babotz: Irvin, get the **** outta here.

Babotz: We broke up five years ago!

Babotz: Get over it!

Untakenusername: Smile. It says you don't bite hard. Can you make an exception for me? ;D

sirusblt: hola i will lick your face if you don't talk for 10 minutes.

sirusblt: omg chai actually said bye to me :O

skullcandy55: HOLA~ ITS IRIS. I MISS YOUUUU TALK TO MEEEE I WILL MURDER YOU IF YOU DONT ****IGN SPEAK TO MEEE HOOOOOLAAAAA!!!!!! (reply)

skullcandy55: I'm going to pretend that you are talking to me. I just got back from a one direction concert. I love them now. (reply)

IchigoKurosaki1: Mhm. Especially when you play with more than 1 at a time. =D

iiSmile: I was too busy sucking on something.

Bananasaurus_Rex: I don't want to be a prostitute anymore. :c

Vandy66: I work at, uh... Pedophiles R Us.

Vandy66: We make your children men.

LillyWolf108: My throat hurts for screaming for hours.

Bananasaurus_Rex: I want Gonorrhea.

Afthartos: If your a pervert and you know it molest a kitten!!!

Afthartos: *mew mew*

NuclearNukes: ;-; I'm sorry for whatever I did bro. (reply)

DrProfessor: Congratulations. You have an exciting ass. Ten years from now, you will be in a jail cell with another man who will tell you the exact same thing.

scarlettxfoxx: "we're here live at the scene where some one is apparently sitting in a comfy chair let's listen in as Jet talks to them"

scarlettxfoxx: I love cock sauce

annonb: if I were a female or a male attracted to males, and I'd agree with Banana on your pic

AlcoholInMyVeins: I knew I could count on your Sherlock Holmes like investigative ability! :D (reply)

Bananasaurus_Rex: I will call you Daddy, Aft. .-.

scarlettxfoxx: my neighbors internet doesn't like me v.v

Jayda_Rose: "I want my steak so rare i can slap a band-aid on it and send it back out to graze."

Bananasaurus_Rex: I ENJOY BRITISH PEOPLE.

nitetrooper93: Thank you for donating to the Mute Fund. Your donation is much appreciated!

frankiesmum: ll be the 6 if you be the 9

Bananasaurus_Rex: You can lick whipped cream off of me. .-.

Jet_Dry: ...haha...uhahaha...muahahahahahaha

Vandy66: Titanic? It's the perfect guy's night out.

roselie1028: Sirus is a piece of shit.

roselie1028: AC, I'm beggining to play Clarinet. I just need the annoying neighbors, the horrid shirt, and nose, and you got yourself a Squidward.

Fiendmummy: Nukes, Please go drown in your mothers period blood. You annoy me very much.

Fiendmummy: I use prettyful cause I occasionally yell out "I'm a pretty pink princess" very loudly at school :x

XGothicVampX: OH. I just remembered. Fiend IS adorable. Dun know why he says he's not. My brother would probably go gay for him.

BlankImage: And I just accidentally stuck my boob in a pumpkin...

ShoeTactical: I got excited by the notion of weed in a glass mushroom

fuggdup: *Burrr*.. i'm so cold, laying naked in this big bed of mine, if only a big and strong man like Mike were to hold me *blushes*

Bananasaurus_Rex: I looked that up on Google and squealed myself. o~O

Bananasaurus_Rex: NYEEEEEEEEEH. *~*

tta182: I am not allowed to look at Ryan Gosling with hubs, he gets jealous because I start squealing.

Sir_Roderick_IV: Banana likes my boobs ;3

Bananasaurus_Rex: I squezzed so many man-tits a few weeks ago o~o

Bananasaurus_Rex: Squeezed*

FridgeMagnet: I mean, if you kill a mod here then you become a mod

Lantern123: Sometimes I feel like a pig mixed in with guinea pigs

Miro62: Don't mind nukes, he likes to snort coke.

fuggdup: Bacon pie: Place bacon along the bottom of a pie form, pour in some puréd bacon, line the top with bacon, garnish with bacon, Put in oven for 30min on 240C, add bacon cream on top

Jet_Dry: John gets into arguments because he is an impudent prick that needs to be perma-banned.

NuclearNukes: Jet is mad because I logically raped him

Bananasaurus_Rex: He *is* an idiot, but Lan is also an idiot.

The_Lantern: True, nana

Bananasaurus_Rex: Not as big an idiot, but still.

The_Lantern: :D

Scritter: mod is here! abort! abort!

Stefan88: It's annoying as hell when you wake up with a full bladder, morning wood and your dominant hand is dead.

FridgeMagnet: Be nice please AC

ApprenticeChief: :(

Dysparennia: I played with it just now :D

IAmTheCandyman: "make it even harder"

NuclearNukes: "Crazy he calls me."

Bananasaurus_Rex: I'll lick something if you pay me.

IAmTheCandyman: Yes, I'm only here because I am in love with hola. d take it as a compliment. ._.

Bananasaurus_Rex: I've never seen black nail polish in nail salons. How do you survive?

tkkttony: *sexy voice* Hello, ladies.

tkkttony: You want see my peanut?

tta182: Do I need my microscope?

fuggdup: Men can lactate, zxc

zxcvbnm852: But it's really hard to spread

Miro62: Duh zxc, how else would we have regular orgies?

Hayato_Sakashi: I just want to swallow it so bad AC ;)

Miro62: I honestly think that hatred of zero can unite everyone else in the cafe, despite any other differences.

Bananasaurus_Rex: I love my lesbian dad.

adios365: earbuds

adios365: tiny penises for your ears

adios365: !

Jet_Dry: No. I think you have secret boobage you don't talk about.

Bananasaurus_Rex: lol my mom thinks that when I make food I'm going to share with her

fuggdup: I done did a Hoolo

Fiendmummy: Erin, Nite, I was pinned to the ground last night by a 13 & 14 year old girl :x

fuggdup: Unless you do it wearing only a pair of lace panties

NotTheNameIWant: I'm already feeling hot and stuffed up.

Dysparennia: Ohmygod I'm a pedophile.

tkkttony: Age is just a number. d:

Dysparennia: And by fun I mean sexual

KhadgarsDisciple: Hola is more of a concept.

FlyingAgorian: HOLY CAT IN A MIXING BOWL HOLA

Fiendmummy: OH MY GOD IT'S THAT LUSTY ARGONIAN!

FlyingAgorian: OH MY GOD IT'S THAT FRIENDLY MUMMY

NotTheNameIWant: Yes, Hola was a puppy that eventually got older and learned to type.

FlyingAgorian: I have been your friend for a few years now.

FlyingAgorian: And still have no idea why you lick people.

Fiendmummy: Lusty, He licks because we like it.

Meghan777123: Ermahgerd hola, imam eat you (:

Darxzero: I have come to a conclusion: The reason that British people are unsuited to temperature extremes is that they are a rare breed of landgoing fish.

FlyingAgorian: BECAUSE

FlyingAgorian: You are a taco.

FlyingAgorian: You are a taco and also the word "Hello".

tkkttony: Oh I do love tacos.

snooperassassin: "Excite them to a higher energy state" kinky.

strawberry777: This Berreh is not for consuming!

PrincessStarfire: this is weird. My male cousin apparently triesd to have sex with my late husband

17th_Krystal: It feels all slimy.

17th_Krystal: If you want a rocket and you're a male just point your cock behind you and wank really, really hard.

Spindax: And since he's French, he has probably eaten himself or attempted to.

Whiscash: *pets hola*

Whiscash: You weird.

Fiendmummy: You're a Pokemon.

bloody_anarchy: dont tell anyone but...in the middle of the night i go out to my moms garden cover myself with dirt and pretend im a carrot

Jet_Dry: You make my hips stir.

Sir_Roderick_IV: I prefer to remain a virgin, besides you didn't even take me out to eat. '-'

kittypaws123: I was very happy yesterday. If her skirt had been just a little bit shorter... LOL (reply)

drunkkoopa75: im a single pringle m8

kittypaws123: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Angry Kitty, bite-y kitty, GRR GRR GRR.

Dysparennia: Pink balls that you suck on until something sour comes out.

Jet_Dry: Don't exploit my desires on the internet D:

Unadjectivable: No....But....I.....I wanted agorian sushi..

TimeForHuggz: dudedudedude (reply)

TimeForHuggz: are you real (reply)

TimeForHuggz: are you alive (reply)

Floirt: get out hola

Drutar: I'm sorry Hola

Drutar: I just... I just couldn't take the abuse... I had to find someone who cared for me without hurting me... ;-;

Drutar: The biting, it just hurt so much

Floirt: you were bitten by a radioactive cat

FlyingAgorian: Fugg the Hutt, Luke Fridgewalker, Princess Holeia, Imperial Drutroopers, Darx Vader, and Emperor Palpanite.

fuggdup: If only BakaHaze was here.. We need a ChewBaka

tkkttony: Bone-y ape-tits? Whut?

Mutsu01: *appears in a poof of purple cloud*

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Acegallaidol: Free chocolate donuts large sized with porn? Why not.

Dawns_End: "hey, poptart, jump in my toaster of love"

FridgeMagnet: There's a difference between *waves* and *softly strokes hola's hair whilst gazing deeply into his eyes*

FridgeMagnet: But if you order now I'll throw in a free selfie of me!

Drutar: I don't feel like Hola would do that

Drutar: He seems like a hippie kinda person to me

Dawns_End: awww cute kitti corpses danceing to a flute

Afthartos: I'll tell you what, let's both transition and then we can be lesbians.

tkkttony: Oh I go hard all the time. ;)

FlyingAgorian: Freetings.

johnnygg1: well color me curious and tie my man stick to an Alaskan Lemur, how the hell did you manage to do that?

Darxzero: People don't exist. This is all a penguin of your imagination.

Zombie_Ravioli: Fun fact, the entire world counts down to my birthday.

Sinapi: Uuu, Mat. I forgot that you can cook. Marry me?

Miro62: The mods are all to drunk to be driniinga and modding legally.

Drutar: He wants you to come Hoolo c;

Hoolo: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Bananasaurus_Rex: you mean bastard incest child john

chaisaw: ima drive this bus like im on bath salts O3O

tkkttony: I didn't tell you how long and thick it was though. >.>

fuggdup: As long as it tastes nice in my mouth, i'm good

MisterD2014: Don't worry. You'll grow to hate me.

Hoolo: "Wave me around like one of your French pants!"

Spindax: We want to play with you, it'll be enjoyable for you.

Spindax: I'll bite back.

Drutar: You mean you aren't a cute puppy irl? D:

Baushi: I have undying love for hola

tkkttony: Stop touching me at night. D:

NotTheNameIWant: I hate people that go into your face and shoot

FlyingAgorian: 11 and already married with kids?

FlyingAgorian: Shit's so fancy I need a second monocle.

tkkttony: We love big groups of regs getting together and getting wet, I guess. d:

Scritter: twist harder, twist it, keep twisting, dont stop twisting, itll finish twisting soon enough

Hoolo: I'm about to lose control and I think I like it.

Scritter: you see that? he twistsed so hard and he finished

Drutar: YES

FlyingAgorian: OH MY GOD HOLA IS ACTUALLY USING PMs FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE (reply)

FlyingAgorian: I'LL MARK THE CALENDAR (reply)

fuggdup: Mine eats my soul, bit by bit

Bananasaurus_Rex: i only accept mushrooms as payment

Spindax: Cut out the negative in the lower left corner and I'll fornicate with you.

Spindax: I'll peck your ish.

Olimm: Just be gentle, Spin.

fuggdup: What happens with Fugg, stays with Fugg

SaifXD: I love you Spindax

Spindax: I am partial to Tony.

Darxzero: Spin is a sentient bottle of booze.

Scritter: im off to see the devil! hurrah! hurrah!

FlyingAgorian: Show the court on this doll where you want to lick mutsu.

Mutsu01: You'd make a great shrink, hola

tkkttony: A nice and thick one.

ApprenticeChief: What's your favorite type of sword?

tkkttony: Hola's.

tkkttony: Screw you, I'm an adorable dork.

tkkttony: Not unless you're on Grindr. :P

NameandVerb: we can start things off in the shower. its fun that way

StuffyMcStuffins: did you enjoy getting all wet and soapy and hot?

BillyJoeP1: Dibs being in the middle

tkkttony: *covers hola in chocolate*

hop673: *Licks tony*

Coradon: There be Fruit in my Looms

Iamnotamod: actually probably longer than 8, i should make a note