I came back to kong after surviving a bet. that bet is not fapping in 1 month. it was full of hardships but its completed. but i wont be on for a while cuz no internet.
hey dduck instead of nudes in 300 dislikes can you do a picture of you signing the declaration of independence to finally free america from british power in 35 dislikes?
a faggasaurus is so gay it hurts. it also emits its gayness from its aura so everyone whom comes near it will ultimately and permanently become gay. using bows and poisoned arrows is required.
When somebody tells you that the world is gonna roll you and you respond with "im not the sharpest tool in the shed" so you walk out and you find a girl that looks dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a L on her forehead. I hate it when that happens.