Howler_Monkey's Comments

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Wrestle Jump	Nov. 21, 2012 Rating: 60 This badge is considered medium? Go home, Greg. You're drunk.
Fat Slice Mobile	Oct. 28, 2012 Rating: 0 It doesn't save progress? Wow. What a terrible game.
Hack Slash Crawl	Oct. 26, 2012 Rating: 0 Those effing charger guys. What part of "Enemy cannot move" fails to apply to them? Why is entangle useless against them? Why is it impossible to run from them? Why do they cheat and make this game so damn worthless beyond floor 8?
Rogue Soul	Oct. 22, 2012 Rating: -1 Ugh, the game is decent but the challenges are terribly designed.
bit Dungeon	Oct. 17, 2012 Rating: -3 Randomly teleported from middle of fight into random ghost world and forced to fight unbeatable (at least for my level) ghost boss. Then, teleported back to beginning of level 5 and thrust into room stuffed with large creatures. Again, not something my character could handle. Then, shot back to beginning of game. What the hell is wrong with this game? Not even worth continuing to play.
Sugar, sugar 2	Oct. 16, 2012 Rating: 0 Why is there no mute button? Am I missing it?
The Kongregate Status Calculator	Oct. 13, 2012 Rating: 0 The box for number of badges only allows three characters... I have 1108 badges...
Earn to Die	Oct. 13, 2012 Rating: 2 The doing wheelies with a pickup truck and smashing zombies on my back wheel was pretty awesome. Still, backing up even a little makes you lose? Really?
300 miles to Pigsland	Oct. 13, 2012 Rating: 3 I comment saying the game didn't save and people downvote me into oblivion for it? Use your heads, people. That's not what the votes are there for.
Arkandian Revenant	Oct. 07, 2012 Rating: 13 Fix the percentages. They are as horribly inaccurate as the last game. 60% does NOT mean hit once every 6 freaking turns.
Arkandian Crusade	Oct. 04, 2012 Rating: 2 Ten. Ten misses in a row at 48%. I think you need to check your random number generator, mate. This is ridiculous.
Hanna in a Choppa 2	Aug. 02, 2012 Rating: -16 Annnd it deleted my progress. Good job; you've gone from a 4/5 to a 1/5. Unreliable games suck so much. ;/ Developer response from Deeperbeige Really sorry to you and anyone else who's lost their save. It never did anything like that in development and testing and I'm actively looking into what might be causing it. edit \| delete
Turbo Golf	Jul. 31, 2012 Rating: 5 Yet another terrible game from RobotJAM where the AI cheats and the gameplay is simply bad. Why do these games even have badges?
Kingdom Rush	Jun. 18, 2012 Rating: 4 It's better than your average TD game; that is, I actually kind of enjoy this where TD isn't really my thing. That 'Premium Content' button is rather a turn off to this game though, as with every annoying instance of that button in a game.
Dino Run	Jun. 18, 2012 Rating: 2 Every game is better with hats.
Flight	Jun. 17, 2012 Rating: 0 Woot for getting the hard badge before the medium ones.
Wentworth	Jun. 14, 2012 Rating: 0 It took me awhile to pick up on the 'troll' actually trolling but then I lol'd.
The Final Death Wish	Jun. 05, 2012 Rating: 0 Wow hate to see Masochist mode considering those effing black suit guys alone are the most goddamn overpowered enemies I've ever seen in a game. 1/5 for having apparently never heard of balance.
Monsters' Den Chronicles	Jun. 03, 2012 Rating: 0 What the hell? First run through Act I is fair and manageable, but then second run through and everything is suddenly acting like it's on Extreme difficulty? No thanks. I'm out.
Nightmare Runner	Jun. 03, 2012 Rating: 1 Is not responding to jumping part of why hard mode is hard?