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Soviet Rocket Giraffe Go Go Go!
May. 14, 2011
Rating: 42
*insert Soviet Russia joke about giraffes here*
Death Row
Apr. 12, 2011
Rating: 643
If he's been wrongly sentenced to death for acts of terrorism, how come you can hack the Pentagon?
Seed of Destruction
Apr. 05, 2011
Rating: 33
How did the enemies get backup? You'd think the conversation would go something like this "We're being attacked by a sperm. We need backup immediately... Hello?"
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