hugo73

My story

Once upon a time there was this magical teapot and when the whistle would blow the entire world would turn a techno colored pink and sing Mary had a little foot. Well one day the magical teapot was walking through the woods with her friend the frying pan (who didn’t have a spatula) when all of the sudden Elvis came riding down on a cloud screaming “WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONARE?!” Well after that poor Elvis got shot by Mr. Booth but he was secretly an agent, actually he was a travel agent that also meddled in kitchen pots and pans. So anyways in the world of computer speakers the magical teapot makes a strange sound, the frying pan isn’t quite as unique. Mr. Booth was thinking this to himself as he saw the two hopping through the dungeons of the swampy sewers. Well as soon as he thought of this he stopped seeing spots before his eyes, it turns out that an evil curse had been inflicted on him at birth and he would see spots until he thought about magical teapots and computer speakers. Instantly he grew a large pair of wings a lizard tail and a golden hump. The teapot, seeing this happening, quickly summoned captain planet. Unfortunately she could only summon him if she could link herself to each of the elements. She thought and thought…Earth…I’m an earthenware pot! instantly a ray shot into the air. The frying pan suggested, “There is fire that heats the tea that’s inside you” She screamed Fire and a fireman appeared. Although unfortunately for the fireman there was no fire and now he just had to go sit on the bench of unused characters. Meanwhile the second beam of pure light flew into the heavens. By this time Mr. Booth has caught sight of the fireman and knew the teapots evil plans. Unfortunately lizard tails take some time to get used to and so he was paralyzed for about another 5 minutes. “How am I going to connect to wind….” she thought, “What the heck…of course that whistle sound is made from moving air!” The 3rd stream rose. She didn’t really have to bother with the water connection… I mean how stupid can you be if you can’t link a teapot to water… But now it all came down to the fifth one…the teapot would have to be connected to the element of love in order to summon captain planet. She thought and thought but heck she was an inanimate object so she really couldn’t think that long. Meanwhile the lizard tailed Mr. booth with wings, discovered he didn’t’ have to walk, he could fly. He started in on the magic teapot. The frying pan knew that teapots couldn’t’ have love, so he quickly fried a pancake in the shape of a heart and threw it inside the teapot. Now she had the chance! HEART she exclaimed as the final part was added. The 5 beams finally were able to join together freeing some weird psychopath from the abyss, and also summoning captain planet. Unfortunately for the teapot, Mr. Booth had never polluted in his life so captain planet was utterly useless and just kind of sat there eating an ear of organically grown corn. Suddenly Mr Booth was retransformed back into regular Mr Booth because you can only hold wing/lizard tail transformations for 6 minutes tops. So anyways something else backfired and Mr. Booth actually transformed into his true form, a bayonet. Of course now he’s immobile So basically he just makes scratching sounds trying to lure the teapot over to him, since he wants to talk to her about her stock options and also where her next vacation is going to be. The magical teapot then is magically transformed into a fairly average princess. You see she could only be turned back when she summoned captain planet to turn a guy into a bayonet while it was raining pumpkin seeds (which it was at the time I assure you). The frying pan also began to glow. This was because the princess had started a fire and used the frying pan to melt the bayonet pretty much killing it, or turning it into a blob of metal whatever you prefer. The princess then gathered her talking frying pan and walked back out of the woods into the trailer park in which she lived on weekdays. The end.