OK. you take an already amazing game. And turn it into something even better. This is something only the best of the best developers can. I'll add you to my list now 6/5
*At the boat store.* Cpt.: err.. this 'brand new ship' has holes in the sails. Boat seller: Nonsense! that will be 100 dubloonz please. Cpt.: can't i just buy the 500 dubloon ship? Boat seller: only if you buy this crappy holesail-ship first. Cpt.: ha! you siad it was a holesail-ship. Boat seller: did not! Cpt.: Did so!