Me: God, are you a male or female?
God: I am a male, of course. Did you think a woman would be running the show? What are you, male, or female?
Me:I am the highest of all forms.
God: Who made you the highest of all forms?
Me: You.
God: Crap, I really need to start reading the peices of paper people hand to me to sign.
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