hyperhippy92's Comments

My first weapon: Maximum firerate, minimum energy consumption, although firepower is in the middle. Call it: ****in' awesome minigun - looks like a wand... or a lit match...

yes! i need to know how to register a weapon! plz help us!

shoot their feet to blast them off the planet

my family got glitched so i had to make a new family. Now it is 3 clones of myself.

My family consists of me (the brother), my sister, and a robot. Also, our family members have themes. I am interested in anything that can be classified as a lethal weapon, my sister uses anything nature-related, and of course the robot (mis)uses technology.

@KonekoKeita Actually, medical research proves quite the opposite. Males only have about 125k years to exist.

I got scorpion heels with +8 protection. Perfect shape. Not Artifacts. Shoop the whoop.

@CrossFireIV You notice the stunned characters are kneeling? The attacking characters are most likely aiming too high.

Did you know that you can use heavy obstacles to your advantage? Obstacles only hinder you in your ascent, but if you're falling out of control, or falling at all for that matter, you can use a heavy obstacle to break the fall.

seriously? MC Hammer? Lame joke. nah-its funny.

I achieved ending #32, which i assume is the happy, but kind of drama-ish ending.

My two review comments are to be rated the same, because they are the same comment.

This game is pretty much all that its cracked up to be, if not a little less. There were excellent graphics, perfect impact response, incredibly smooth and responsive movement, nice variety and detail of ships and enemies, including an awesome variety of turrets, nice choice of weapons, great boss battles, decent sound effects, pretty much all-around awesome. I actually believed i was playing the game inside a notebook. The music wasn't half-bad either. One thing could've been a little better, though... (more to come)

...there could've been a little more variety in terrains... i mean, we could've been flying over vast oceans, over rocky mountains, snowy plateaus, freeways, highways, and cities populated with traffic, rough waters filled with jagged rocks... country plains filled with rivers and farms and animals, strings of islands, i mean, you could've even added weather conditions, like you could've been flying through clouds, rainstorms, thunderstorms, hurricanes even. Overall, i think this game deserves a decent grade, like a C+. Overall, this deserves 4 stars.

You want a low score? Well too bad. You can't have one. (Casts 1000000000000/5 star rating) (It's Super Effective!) (5-star scale topped out)

what do i do with the crown and the holy milkshake?

Regarding my last two comments: Four stars minus one star is three stars.

My star rating has been lowered 1 star due to a bug in the progrmming.

You win 1 star for each gameplay win: Decent plot, Excellent playability, Awesome retro-style theme, graphics are acknowledgeable, Ability to change colors of theme (helps colorblind and vision impaired), music has funky beat. You lose one star for each gameplay fail: Story mode is too short, Bosses use identical attack patterns. All-in-all, you receive 4 out of 5 stars for this masterpiece.

Idea for an impossible badge: Jump over 1 platform completely without landing on it and land safely on the next platform without dying