Person: OBAMA OBAMA...... the world is dying we need ur help IMMIEDIETLY.
Obama:go away, im watching porn, oh and dont tell Michelle Obama.
pres of mad.: OH MY GOD, ONE OF MY GAURDS COUGHED, DO EVERYTHING WE NEED TO STOP THIS HELL
Wow, Awsome game. The only problem is the save button. One Minute I'm Freaken rich then I exit for a ten minute break and when i'm back, Most of my progress is lost forever in this cruel world. :(
wolfbill, SAME HERE!! I was a wee lad and thought chickens could fly (Yes I had chickens) so I dropped one from the roof and It Flapped around so much when I dropped it, and guess what...IT FLEW......for a few seconds, And it landed on pitch fork (petty Awkward huh?) and I took it out told my dad I hunted a wild chicken and start the grill, and told him a wolf took a chicken we had... So ThAt WaS My ExCuSe AnD DiDn'T GeT In TrOuBlE UnTiL NoW SiNcE He JuSt ReAd ThIs. AnD NoW Im GrOuNdEd FoR 2 WeEkS.