Devonan, you press the Play Again button. Does that not count as playing? Bam13302, that's the point. I don't think you can actually find any signs saying "All your base are belong to us". It's for humor, which you obviously don't have.
To beat the hard badge, make sure you don't have the glitch.
STAGE ONE:20 kills
STAGE TWO:47 kills
STAGE THREE:81 kills
STAGE FOUR:122 kills
STAGE FIVE:170 kills
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