iAthenaeum

CURSES. << That is currently my favorite phrase.

Howdy! I’m Claire, short for an extremely unfitting name. But who knows; maybe I’ll grow into it someday, like a puppy with huge ears. I tend to be a little less outgoing than most people, but there are a few things I could talk forever about:

Guitars. Music in general is fantastic, but making it is even better. Les Pauls are my favorite; they’re just beautiful, eh? I currently have two Fenders (one is an acoustic, one is a Mustang) and one Les Paul (Epiphone-made Standard). They’re my babies. I decided that if my house were ever on fire (God forbid), I would grab my guitars (Les Paul first, of course) over everything else.

Sports. Soccer is number one. I’m a goalie and I totally love when I have good days. I think my record is eleven consecutive games without letting a single shot in? I’ll have to check on that. I do, however, involve myself in other things. Although I’m not sure how much of a sport it is, I bowl. I have my own ball, my own shoes, yadda yadda yadda. It’s a lot of fun. I just recently started playing softball and I used to powerlift. I’m not so sure about that anymore, though.. Long story.

Those are the two main categories but there are other little things I’m interested in. English (what I’m planning on going to college for), Greek mythology (hence the name iAthenaeum), books (big fan of fantasy)… Alright, I’m drawing a blank now.

“You’ll be adding revenge to the long list of things you’re no good at, right next to being married, running a high school glee club, and finding a hairstyle that doesn’t make you look like a lesbian.”

Sue Sylvester is my hero.

“If homosexuality is a disease, let’s call in queer to work: ‘Hello. Can’t work today, still queer.’”