iateapietod's Comments

Let this be a lesson to all people out there: When one of your friends appears to be unable to move, do NOT call the police. Develop their photos and fix the cuckoo clocks instead!

*sigh* After 15 minutes of fighting, the final boss died before one of the minions, and it didn't count as killing him.

Elephants are love, elephants are lasers.

Vaccine created in North America! Fortunately for you, everyone thinks it causes autism.

why does the water wand heal enemies and drain emelas mana when i hit them with it? Really?

euthanization got glitchy at level 13...

Also, I just spent 2 hours doing the 3rd party offers to get 50 kreds. No regrets, this is easily one of the best games I've ever played, and I hope the premium content is just as good.

Cross, garlic in the blood, a stake in the heart, AND a beheading? Sheesh, did the vampire kill your mother or something?

Skeletons belittling is one of the most annoying things in any game ever. Other than that, this is awesome.

I very suddenly lost 12 black trees right after harvesting them and checking epic careers...

Am I the only one who put 80 or more maxed out lasers on my ship to see what would happen? Cuz what happened rocked.

mother of god......this is my fourth time playing the game, and the heart rate upgrade STILL got me.