Augh. I thought the 3:00 meant 300 seconds.. and I barely got that. T.T I keep hitting the spiders and jumping at wrong time. This is frustrating me. Awesome game though.
Walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", " shit". 2="remove pants"," shit". 3= " shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", " shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly, "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type " shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements
(stolen from Mivader) (because Im too slow to figure it out.) xP